Kickin' Mule

As I went down to the huckleberry picnic

Dinner all over the ground

Skeppers in the meat was nine foot deep

And the green flies walking all around

The biscuits in the oven was a-baking

Beefsteak frying in the pan

Pretty gal sitting in the parlour

Lord God A'mighty what a hand I stand

My uncle had an old mule

His name was Simon Slick

Love anything I ever did see

But how that mule could kick

Went to feed that mule one morning

And he met me at the door with a smile

He backed one ear and he winked one eye

And he kicked me half a mile