Little Liza Jane

There's a house in Baltimore

Sixteen stories high

And every story in that house

Was full of chicken pie

I went up on the mountain

To give my horn a blow

And every girl in the countryside

Said yonder comes my beau

When I was a little boy

I liked to go in swimming

Now I am a bigger boy

I like to go with women

I wish I had a candy box

To put my sweetheart in

I'd take her out and kiss her twice

And put her back again

One day I set a-courting

A girl as dear as life

When a woman she said to me

Mr. Jones how is your wife